St Francis Rangers 0
Eastbourne United 6
Colwell Ground
SCFL Premier
February 24
We’ve all been there – we’ve travelled to see our team, full of enthusiasm and hope. And then 90 minutes later, we’re left with our heads in our hands thinking why were we so foolish,why do I support the worst team in the country.
The reality of course is that the next game, our team will perform like wizards and knock over a team with consummate ease. The problems of a week ago are easily forgotten.
That is of course, unless you support St Francis Rangers.
Unfortunately, the Haywards Heath based-side is OFFICIALLY the worst team in the country. They even have the newspaper cuttings to prove it. And at the time of Nomad’s visit they had the unenviable record of P25 W0 D0 L28 F3 A173 GD-170. For those of you without a calculator, that means they have the grand total of zero points. Or, to use the Eurovision scoring system, “nil pwa”.
Nomad had the pleasure of seeing the black and white stripped Rangers on the opening day of the season. A very youthful outtfit took on Horsham YMCA and were well and truly outclassed losing 7-0. Back then though, Nomad had no idea how bad things would turn out for St Francis.
The return fixture against YM was perhaps the low point, leading to a 15-0 loss. Two managers have resigned, one said they would stay on until a long-term replacement was found. Yet, nothing has halted the rut for the team which is based in the grounds of hospital. No amount of bandages have managed to halt the flow of goals and no amount of anaesthetic has halted the pain of loss after loss after loss. Yet,the remarkable thing is how the team have not given up. In fact they appear to have got stronger.
Nomad had been looking forward to visiting St Francis’ ground for a while. And a rearranged game on a Wednesday evening gave the perfect chance to see the new look Rangers. There was a slight problem though in that their home, the Colwell Ground, was not the easiest to find. Driving in to Haywards Heath from the south, the floodlights could be seen miles away. The only problem was trying to navigate in through the new homes and the old hospital to get close to the action.
After three failed attempts, Nomad eventually found his way around the town’s ring road onto the main road which leads into the hospital. Then it was through the gates, onto the one-way system and over a few speed bumps towards the leisure complex at the bottom of the Princess Royal. Rangers are based down a little track where half way down you’ll be met by a committee member asking for your six pounds entry fee.
As a handed over the cash, a slight cheer went up down in the dip and another man with a torch appeared – “that’s us one down then…”, he cheerfully said. The blind belligerence was to be admired.
The ground itself was very tidy. At the entrance end was a clubhouse /changing rooms. Then a walkway led round to a covered area, the dugouts and a long stand on one side. From here you could see the Princess Royal lit up in full view – a reminder of Rangers’ history as St Francis Hospital, then St Francis until the amalgamation with Ansty Rangers in 2002.
Back on to the match and Nomad was delighted to see the home side had made some big improvements since the opening day of the season. Most of the young lads had gone and there were a few older heads to bring the team together, notably centre half Phil Williamson who very loudly organised everyone in front of him. There was also an attacking threat on the wings, with Raphael Tepe and Brendan Ocran both quick and nimble.
Despite the early goal from United, Rangers’ held out for the rest of the half, sitting deep and trying to use the hill to aide some counter attacks. United on the other hand were content to dominate possession. But breaking down the blanket defence proved difficult. Both sides had a few chance but neither side could stick the ball away meaning that it remained 1-0 at the break.
The 15 minute interval gave everyone a chance to grab amble up the wooden steps to the clubhouse and warm up with a cup of something hot. The chips did a roaring trade too, with the very friendly faces behind the counter only too keen to hand them out in newspaper cones. It was all very 1960s. And next to the various logos on the wall were various newspaper clippings mounted on the wall showing the side with the tag of the “worst team in England”.
It was like Rangers’ remembered these various newspaper headlines as after the break they lost some of their resolve. Perhaps it was tiredness, perhaps it was because United had the hill advantage, perhaps it’s because the Eastbourne side were a little more direct, perhaps it was because the Rangers’ goalkeeper had trouble kicking and clearing the lines. But most of the second 45 was played in the home side’s half. And United capitalised, Peter Cooper scoring twice.
It could have been more but for Jake Rudwick in the Rangers’ goal. A missed penalty caused the United manager to shout “where’s our killer instinct?” Well they found it in the last 20 minutes with the impressive Baitup getting a hat trick as the Rangers defence got tired from the constant pressure.
By the end of 90, the journey home was very welcome, not because Rangers’ were so bad but because it so so cold. The worst team in England they may be in some people’s eyes. But certainly not in Nomad’s.
Chairman John Goss – a man who only took on the job because no one else wanted to do it – should be proud of everything they have going on. The commitment and endeavour shown on and off the pitch means that even though they may be rock bottom in the league, the club will no doubt thrive for many years to come.
THE ESSENTIALS
St Francis Rangers
Colwell Ground,
The Princess Royal Hospital,
Lewes Road,
Haywards Heath.
RH16 4EX
http://www.stfrancisrangers.co.uk
@stfrancisrgrsfc
Getting there and away
Follow sign posts to the Princess Royal Hospital in Haywards Heath. Enter through the main hospital at mini-roundabout, bear right and follow the one way system. On reaching the sports complex sign go straight ahead past the bowling green, tennis courts and swimming pool. Turn left through gate down unmade path to ground and parking.
Nearest Station: Haywards Heath (20 min walk)
Clubhouse
A little ramshackled and scruffy, the clubhouse was located up a series of steps above the changing rooms.Even with a small crowd, it was tight surroundings with a few non-matching seats scattered here and there. But the welcome from those behind the counter was warm. And once Nomad found a seat there was plenty of memorabilia and newspaper clippings to admire on the walls.
Programme
Arriving a few minutes after kick off there were non left for the game. But Nomad did pick up a copy of the programme for the Eastbourne Town game and it was a good read. Nicely presented and packed full of info. A really good effort.
Food and drink
Limited choice but you couldn’t fault the friendliness with which it was delivered. Hot drinks were £1 each and there was no scrimping on the hot choc or coffee put in the mugs. Chips were served too for £1 each which were gratefully received on a bitterly cold evening.
Toilets
Not the easiest to find being behind the clubhouse. But they were well lit, clean, tidy and fully stocked.
MATCH FACTS
St Francis Rangers 0
Eastbourne United 6
David Smart 3;
Peter Cooper 55, 65;
Liam Baitup 70, 88, 90
Attendance 35
St Francis Rangers
1. Jake Rudwick
2. Conor P Carolan
3. Kassim Sandah
4. David Harris
5. Philip Williamson
6. Remi Gyimah
7. Raphael Tepe
8. Thomas Johnston
9. George Booker
10. Louie Leong
11. Brendan Ocran
Subs
12. Ben Taylor
14. Theo Alexis
15. Edwin Sesay
Eastbourne United
1. James Broadbent
2. Shaun Lee
3. David Smart
4. Max Hollobone
5. Adam Davidson
6. Peter Featherstone
7. Peter Cooper
8. Dean Stevens
9. Samuel Crabb
10. Liam Baitup
11. Tobias Clifford
Subs
12. Jamie Bunn
14. Zak Dove
Scouting report
St Francis Rangers were a totally different team to the one I saw on the opening day of the season. Back then they were full of boys who were swept aside by a very good Horsham YM side. Now though they have found some steel. The vocal Phil Williamson holds the defence together and the additions of Thomas Johnston, Remi Gyimah and David Harris make sure opponents know they are in for a fight. It may have been a great improvement but the team still looks as though they have forgotten how to win. That may only come next season.
As for their opponents and it was the first time I have seen Eastbourne United all season. They were solid at the back and their pace going forward was impressive. But it was hard to judge them against a side so intent at sitting back and standing firm. Liam Baitup is the obvious stand out player.Every attack went through him, whether it was passes into his feet or long balls for him to run on to. I’m sure better sides would think stop him and you stop the whole side.